- Uterus: Oh, so, no baby?
- Uterus: Okay
- Me: No -
- Uterus: SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
- Me: FUCK FUCK FUCK
- Vagina: *unleashes red sea*
- Pad: I'm not cleaning that up.
- Ovaries: Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
- Cramps: Howdy
- Junk Food: Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
- Chocolate: No me
- Acne: Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
- Pad: CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
- Vagina: I can do better, hold up
- Vagina: *Niagara Falls*
- Pad: You still missed.
- Lower Back: Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
- Ovaries: WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
- Cramps: *sings the Ave Maria*
- Uterus: USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ
- Me: *dead*
i don’t like blogging in front of family bc tumblr can go from flowers to porn in 0.03 seconds
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t.
I feel like I may regret this.
DO IT DO IT
make it dirty
I’m gonna regret reblogging this
this might be better than the book i’m reading.
I’m bored as shit do it and do it good
ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY
I will always try and reblog this.